January 2011
One day I'm going to skate down the interstate
and probably die in the process but its all good..
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
Sounds like a plan to me..
Loves when people hack my shit!!!
